Why Chocolate is Better than Gold

I love chocolate. So very, very much that it caused me to ponder: Which do I value more? Chocolate? Or gold? And the winner is… Chocolate! Here’s why:

10. It tastes better
9. No one likes gold chip cookies
8. A gold Hershey’s bar would cost too much
7. It has more variety- dark, milk, white… Gold is just regular and white (boring!)
6. It promotes peace-countries will go to war over gold but probably not over chocolate
5. Dark chocolate is an antioxidant. Gold is not
4. You get chocolate cravings, you don’t get gold cravings.
3. Chocolate makes you feel better
2. Unlike gold, chocolate is cheaper than therapy
1. In moderation, chocolate is good for your health! Top that, gold!